Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
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Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain.
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Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile... Some people are just nice.
/ X( ~' V) d0 r/ S1 L% NThou shalt not read NME.
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Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they've become popular.
. v$ D7 y* i, P( i/ N1 a; dThou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
+ a, j# r* K& C; {Thou shalt not judge a book by it's cover.
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Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
3 D! Q; o$ ?4 { n9 g# TThou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products.
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Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
% x8 l1 p9 c* h/ t9 Z4 NThou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend's best friend, take drugs and cheat on him.
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Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
( k S. h/ q7 @Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants.
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Use it to get into their heads.
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Thou shalt not watch Hollyokes.
/ I# B# B H+ r+ V6 Z) yThou shalt not attend an open mic and leave before it's done just because you've finished your shitty little poem or song you self-righteous prick.
# |( r, E" J( _5 YThou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just 'cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you're never gonna fucking talk to.
1 M* I8 a: F* D( EThou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
6 P$ S6 i$ X% z _; YThe Beatles... Were just a band.
& G! s- t& U, U u# y* H8 o% P" jLed Zepplin... Just a band.
5 q7 D$ s" P6 ZThe Beach Boys... Just a band.
7 o' M$ M8 l2 f0 lThe Sex Pistols... Just a band.
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The Clash... Just a band.
0 K" a, R: u O& zCrass... Just a band.
* k- O9 R. U& `2 U9 f8 Y8 GMinor Threat... Just a band.
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The Cure... Just a band.
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The Smiths... Just a band.
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Nirvana... Just a band.
T; v# i, w9 }The Pixies... Just a band.
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Oasis... Just a band.
2 J5 B+ F2 u9 s6 m% I- uRadiohead... Just a band.
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Bloc Party... Just a band.
8 f. S0 S3 h4 ]0 bThe Arctic Monkeys... Just a band.
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The Next Big Thing.. JUST A BAND.
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Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries.
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Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.
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Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
& I# B6 H f6 ~( C" L% f6 Fthou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
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thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
* f$ M: m/ A& n' E, cthou shalt not make repetitive generic music.
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Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
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Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
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Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
. n5 ?' J/ e n! M$ [9 ~8 {' D1 F; xThou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
g7 b. @7 m0 \2 kWhen I say "Hey" thou shalt not say "Ho".
# }) e8 X7 I' W f' Q0 CWhen I say "Hip" thou shalt not say "Hop".
+ G3 z9 ^- r2 U! X; t# \3 z2 WWhen I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise... kill me.
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Thou shalt not quote me happy.
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Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.
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Thou shalt not wish you girlfriend was a freak like me.
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Thou shalt spell the word "Pheonix" P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
6 p+ X' V' }% ~" L7 E5 T- r7 E8 nThou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night by saying "Is it".
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& m0 D3 I( h6 ?1 w/ qThou shalt think for yourselves.
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And thou shalt always... Thou shalt always kill!
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